snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment



Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.


Some things are better left unsaid (via dearalexandra)

(Source: poppyflowerpoetry)



dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band



dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in






marley93:

seducemymindyouidiot:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

That child injury procedure is pretty close to what my parents both would do. My mom is a retired Kindergarten teacher and my dad is a retired coach.

We would get the “Do you want to cut it off?” a lot, but the most common one is “I had worse on my eyeball” from my father.

I still have no idea what that fucking means. But it definitely served the same purpose. Also, my dad knew that saying it would either 1) make us giggle 2) make us mad, and either of those things take our mind off the pain.

We also had a strict “Don’t look at it until the end of the game/inning” policy for on-field injuries that you knew were there, but weren’t really hurting (Cuts or skinned legs/arms from the softball field) because if you looked at it you would inevitably start thinking it hurt worse than it did.

I had worse on my eyeball

(Source: kaliskadyami)



I want to write a novel about silence. The things people don’t say.
Virginia Woolf (via poetrea)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)





1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


Five things I am trying very hard to accept.  (via adrians)

(Source: aumoe)



pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡